Last Bit

2

Stop saying ‘Mashallah’ to every single post

It is a bit much. There is a time and a place for everything – this, my friends, is not it.

The Asian self-hater

The Last Bit Always serve the men first

The Last Bit The 'Poori'

Christmas Time: The haram crew or the 'true Brits' are out in force

Bottle Filler

Slurper

Asians bling everything

Gora Mug

Sky Blue Shalwar Kameez Guy

The Rotee Ran Out

The Last Bit Ramadan 'Rage'

The Last Bit Anday Ganday

The Last Bit A sauna and a swim

Modern Day Majnu

Day of Judgement

Empire Syndrome

'Kala Complex'

Mota

The Punisher

Is it Free?

Puttar Can Do No Wrong

Shoddah

Jubbah vs Shalwaar Kameez

The Date

She can't cook roti

Standing behind the seat at a wedding

Slurpers

Jeans Under The Shalwar

Digital Pervert

Embarrassed to be Asian

The Moderns

Shughal Mughal

Bit of a Ding Dong

Eid Junglee

Put him through to the Asian

Mosque Beater

Night On The Town

Lallu Panju

Do you know who I am?

Calling Mr Vain

Copycat

Big Shot Kanjoos

The Punga Gene

Bhotee Fisher

Shaadi fiver

Asian Racist

Faster

Milker

Chandah man

Bathroom Basher

Asian Ego

Library

Using ‘Inshallah’ as a get out clause