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Last Bit

Stop saying ‘Mashallah’ to every single post
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Stop saying ‘Mashallah’ to every single post
It is a bit much. There is a time and a place for everything – this, my friends, is not it.

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The Asian self-hater

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The Last Bit Always serve the men first

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Christmas Time: The haram crew or the 'true Brits' are out in force

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Bottle Filler

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Asians bling everything

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Gora Mug

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Sky Blue Shalwar Kameez Guy

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The Rotee Ran Out

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The Last Bit Ramadan 'Rage'

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The Last Bit Anday Ganday

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The Last Bit A sauna and a swim

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Modern Day Majnu

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Day of Judgement

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Empire Syndrome

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'Kala Complex'

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Mota

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The Punisher

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Is it Free?

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Puttar Can Do No Wrong

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Shoddah

Jubbah vs Shalwar Kameez

Jubbah vs Shalwaar Kameez

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The Date

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She can't cook roti

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Standing behind the seat at a wedding

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Jeans Under The Shalwar

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Shughal Mughal

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Bit of a Ding Dong

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Eid Junglee

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Put him through to the Asian

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Night On The Town

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Lallu Panju

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Big Shot Kanjoos

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Bhotee Fisher

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Asian Racist

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Milker

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Using ‘Inshallah’ as a get out clause

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