This is another soulless remake, this time of The Italian Job.

It is directed by the man responsible for Tarzaan: the Wonder Car– that should give you some idea of the pedigree.

It’s fast, it’s furious, it’s full of top Bollywood stars and it’s also sheep dressed up as lamb, with more ham on display than at the Tesco meat counter.

I challenge anyone who sees this to remember what it was about five minutes after leaving the cinema – no, make that 30 seconds.

Abhishek Bachchan, Bobby Deol, Bipasha Basu, Sonam Kapoor, Vinod Khanna and Aftab Shivdasani all try to star.