Nangha

You know it, I know it and the person we perv at knows it.

The thing is you can’t go fully nangha with Asians otherwise all hell breaks loose.

It all began at school really. Come PE and we were standing on the benches with a towel wrapped around our waists trying to get changed on one leg.

Heaven forbid anyone saw anything.

It was a seriously tough being able to change out of our swimming outfits and not let anyone see anything.

When the teacher said everyone had to take a shower we all walked in with our school uniforms on whilst 'the others' went full view.

Coupled with the sight of seeing a brother drunk for the first time – spotting a fellow Asian going all out naked is the biggest shock ever.

There is an embarrassing few moments when we look at the ceiling on purpose.

We follow that up with some polite conversation about how life in general is made up of nonsense and at the end you die.

Later, we can’t help but mutter...“What the hell is going on here then? He don’t care that one.”

Later we we gossip about him getting changed in front of people and make names up for his body parts.

As we got older the shyness abated a little but there is no way on the planet anyone is going to see anything. We keep it wrapped brother.

Public toilets are a perfect example. You will never see a brother use a urinal unless he is forced too.

We ain’t letting nobody grab a peep. Even if I have to hold it for twenty minutes I am going into the cubicle.

The shalwar kameez naked guy is to be a law unto himself. There was a time when these folk were hidden from society but they are coming out in a big way.

One should never ever leave the bathroom whilst still doing up the nara (rope that holds up the MC hammer pants). This is a disgrace and you know it.