A new national Immigrants Association has released a new 10 point plan to help new arrivals integrate better.
The ‘How to integrate and become proper British’ guide says immigrants need to learn these indispensable techniques to ensure they are fully integrated with the wider society.
The information leaflet asked for new arrivals to binge drink almost every weekend then take to the streets in the early morning hours before vomiting on a complete stranger, preferably a taxi driver.
They must also abuse a takeaway owner if they get a chance.
Phrases such as ‘Get back your own country’ or ‘Why don’t you speak English?’ and ‘I’m no racist but…’ are paramount to making sure you are fully accepted into this country.
The guide is already proving to be a hit with many immigrants who said they had come here to work but would much rather play x-box at home and complain that someone else has taken their job.
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