A new breed of Muslimanic, Islamist, jihadist, extremist, fundamentalists are set to invade the UK it has been claimed.
The new MIJFE’s have larger beards, beadier eyes and greasier hair than the normal Muslims and talk of killing anyone who walks like a Kuffar (non-believer).
Anti Terror chiefs say they are powerless at the moment to stop this new breed of ultra-extreme Muslims who are set to invade our shores.
A senior anti-terror officer told us, “We are presently working closely with our allies to stem the tide of the MIJEF’s.
"Presently we haven't spotted one but we are holding out hope we do in the near future.
“If you do come across a MIJEF please be aware they will be looking closely at how you walk."
The Ministry of Silly Walks has been closed as a precaution.
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