A new course is being introduced to help racists who can’t spell properly.
The course ‘I hate Muslims but I can spell now’ gives students comprehensive lessons in grammar and spelling.
In recent years it has become embarrassing for some right-wing organisations when they are faced with comments from users who claim to be proud English folk but can’t speak the language properly.
Common errors include comments such as: “I hate Islamic shaariah Low. We needs to kik them out of the Kuntry.”
“Islam is very extream. Out Prime Minster needs 2 be more karefull of them.”
“Moslems are a thret to the Inglish way of life.”
One student who not wish to be named said, “It was really embarrassing for me. I used to comment about being English and realised the people I hated spoke and wrote better English than I did.
“This course has helped me so much. I can write my anti-Islamic comments with a new found confidence.”
Another student said, "I would urge other proud Englishmen to take this course too."
It is hoped the course will be extended to include a segment named ‘How to tell the difference between a Muslim and a Sikh.’ “The take-up for the course has been really good and the students can sign-up online if they want. I’m really happy for my students.” Said teacher Mustafa Kamal
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