We take a look at the stranger news hitting the headlines this week.

No P.E…WE are Muslims
A Saudi cleric has decided to create an inane ruckus, this time over P.E classes at school for girls. Who knew there was a correlation between P.E and prostitution? The sage thinker Abdullah Al Dawood, tweeted,

“If we keep silent about the step of adding PE classes to girls’ schools then we are giving the Sharia Council a green light to continue the steps of Westernization and these steps will end in infidelity and prostitution.”
Who can argue with such profound logic?

Best Hangover Food
A revolutionary new hangover service in Birmingham has been set up to deliver recovery food following a boozy night out.

Food choices include ‘Pakistani Breakfast’: scrambled egg, rajma (red kidney beans in sauce) and lightly sauteed potatoes with paratha (wholemeal pancakes) and of course a smooth mango lassi.

Now there’s integration in its finest form.


Terrorist Baby Released
The 9 month old baby arrested on terrorism charges in Pakistan has now been released. The baby’s charges included, planning a murder, threatening police with stones and interfering with state affairs.

Next, ASBO’s to be issued for babies who cry in public.

Honesty Is the Best Policy
Sign Spotted in Pakistan: We Sell Nothing But the Best Hashish.
Only in Pakistan…