http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/ Asian Image /lastbit/ en-gb Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:03:48 +0000 Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:03:48 +0000 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/rssterms/ M6 nvincent@newsquest.co.uk (Nigel Vincent) webmaster@digitalmedia.newsquest.co.uk (Tim Joy) http://www.asianimage.co.uk/resources/images/1001250/?type=rsslogo http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/ http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/5065890.Rotee___Shotee/?ref=rss It started innocently enough. I wanted some rotee (chapatti) but no-one was listening to me. Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:29:10 +0000 b64d80c29cce78df06858feeed976d30 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/4796778.Manghaytar_party/?ref=rss For the first year I’m a proper gonna make them believe I’m stupid. Then I’m going to go AWOL. Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:30:00 +0000 6836cdc94ce12b1cfc943dd6950abaff http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/4738388.Discount/?ref=rss We love discounts more than most people. Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:19:56 +0000 6b1dc8709db22119dc59e0cf2f9cf07e http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/4593964.The_Last_Bit___the_book/?ref=rss It became a cult favourite almost overnight, now the popular Last Bit columns have been published as a book. Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:35:08 +0100 e012c30a8d449d929a0fe994d53963be http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/4591192.Men_in_front__women_in_living_room/?ref=rss This wonderful rule has lasted us in good stead all these years. Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:14:28 +0100 ed8c1b98704485fbd78499fd06ada37a http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/4494274.Driver/?ref=rss They come in all shapes and sizes but when you drive Asian style you never go back. Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:50:00 +0100 750f0675ad765fc9f7a84abaef3b66e4 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/4494285.Fresh_Pot/?ref=rss When a brother came over some years back everyone called him ‘Freshie’ (fresh off the boat). Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:50:00 +0100 e197ef979ccf91d72b6ecf5b8b57a96f http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/4115113.The_Pervert/?ref=rss For those with a nervous dispostion please don’t read on...and don’t ring the editor! He said this was my last chance and if we get any more complaints he’s going to fire my brown tooah. Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:54:56 +0000 38afefe83aa500225e50080ddab51869 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/4072490.Sharabee/?ref=rss There was something quite peculiar about seeing a brother drunk for the first time. Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:48:28 +0000 6f680c76967968ab09e1b3a44da996d4 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/3965463.The_Coat/?ref=rss There was something about the coat that I could never figure out. Did it come with the passport? Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:10:00 +0000 fe772e6fe739025fa8d2352c25740e75 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/3854098.The_Hand_Shaker/?ref=rss Salaam my brother, now shake my hand. Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:30:00 +0000 29814f7d1a91ede6718fa3e6b5b6bf0e http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/2458715.The_Channel_Changer/?ref=rss You didn't have much of a choice when there was no remote control. Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:27:00 +0100 fe48ecd21020c1d0a62585df41969111 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/2440750.Kasam/?ref=rss If you ever want to make people believe in you a little bit more then say it loud and say it proud - say Kasam. Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:33:00 +0100 95c262bf56fef615d295736fc29d88e2 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/2417413.Bed_Settee/?ref=rss I love my bed settee more than anything else in the world. Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:01:00 +0100 fe7623d859ecda587f4a89d309d16d3a http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/2163007.The_Wedding_Guest/?ref=rss Evil men will do evil things. Wedding guests go that one step further. Sat, 10 May 2008 15:57:00 +0100 bd2c3a3df12c65c1e81621800fd258bb http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/2248903.The_Back_Seaters/?ref=rss In the days when they used towels for nappies and plastic matting in the hallway was cool - everyone and anyone had a woman sitting in the back seat of the car. Sat, 10 May 2008 10:17:00 +0100 bc211487765971a10b6ec8065563a5f2 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/2178990.The_first_six_months___/?ref=rss The following Last Bit column was written in Urdu and is translated for readers. Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:19:00 +0100 afcbdaa86beb867bac391bb785ace0fa http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/2058830.Community_Leader/?ref=rss I'm loving it and living it large. Things were never so hard though. Sun, 30 Mar 2008 19:24:00 +0100 a27a55ea2903a18404218515b0cf6374 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/2002191.The_Queue/?ref=rss The very nature of a queue is that it is meant to bring a sense of order to things. Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:05:00 +0000 fbfbcf11756391002179a75efc63db85 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/1900742.Christmas_Party/?ref=rss With all the political correctness nowadays no-one holds a top Christmas party anymore. Mon, 24 Dec 2007 17:10:00 +0000 1abfe258225174d9d11bf5fad61ce735 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/1744742.A_change_is_going_to_come/?ref=rss After eleven months of being a complete lay-about I am turning over a new leaf. Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:27:00 +0100 b0b45467f887e13a2a35e340c862b40c http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/1602330.Daw_Saw_Pawned____200_/?ref=rss He comes into my garage acting all high and mighty. A chaudhry he said he was. Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:23:00 +0100 10b3a2064bc4fee41eb5d8ec3f21a371 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/1325111.Once_a_Chaudhry_always_a_Chaudhry/?ref=rss There was a time when I was the king back in the promised land. Now, they won't even spit in my direction. Mon, 16 Apr 2007 14:12:00 +0100 2614eef9c9cd7c31c0523527a6716de5 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/1261092.My_favourite_spot/?ref=rss Man it is tough hiding from the locals these days. I can't go anywhere with my bird because they are on to me. Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:32:00 +0000 84e6dc0fe09cd5d0ef14085e6eee82fb http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/1254904.Dubai_Challo/?ref=rss I've been to Dubai and boy do those brothers hate me there. Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:33:00 +0000 f9f98facc3a36c3f5b3a43d9f8271b6a http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/1116720.The_House_guest/?ref=rss When I used to travel to London many years ago I got to stay at someone's house. Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:55:00 +0000 1f0287c778784df43c27cee7edd4603a http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/1023253.Oil_me_up_I_need_a_workout/?ref=rss I used to go to the gym but I don't any more. There's too many of my cousins there! Sun, 26 Nov 2006 14:53:00 +0000 3c26b3f2e49b4a574bfaeeeb26d33eba http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/1022845.Here_s_my_hand_just_slap_it_/?ref=rss The first time someone did it to me I didn't know what to make of it. Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:42:00 +0000 687b561ecb55aca54692e5d3d8a1d8a1 http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/1010803.Hire_me_a_motor/?ref=rss If you are having a wedding this year you need a motor. And it's not any old motor it has to be a BMW or a Mercedes otherwise people might talk. Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:54:00 +0000 d04802cb4fe84f5bb3032ce7de29a94e http://www.asianimage.co.uk/lastbit/970235.The_Jhutee_Chor_aka_The_Slipper_Thief/?ref=rss The time has come to admit my crime to the people of the world and I want to cleanse my soul. Sat, 21 Oct 2006 19:25:00 +0100 d36f1e921c8887ed4fdf696bb3b7c52f