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I've got hairy toes
Dear Massi, I am a 28 year old man from abroad but I am sick of my wife.
We have only made love a few times since we have the marriage. The other night I asked her why she didn't want to make the love with me and she gave me such a stupid answer.
She said it was my toes. She said I have hairy toes which I agree but what can I do. I cannot shave my toes otherwise they will just grow back stronger and thicker.
I feel embarassed talking about this but I don't know what else to do.
A Brum.
Massi says, At least now you know how difficult it is for women with hair removal-at least you only have toes to worry about.
I would bite the bullet and get your toes waxed or epilated.
You could splash out and get it done professionally. Maybe you and your wife can do hair removal together as a way to get closer to each other.
If I am being honest I think the hair might just be an excuse for a deeper problem representative of a chasm in your relationship.
I suggest you talk to your wife and find out the real reason behind her reluctance to be intimate with you.
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CommentPosted by: Gujjar, Kharian on 12:01pm Sun 1 Jun 08
Surely you're not "entering" your good wife with your toes ??
Surely you're not "entering" your good wife with your toes ??
Posted by: Anon, Preston on 11:45pm Sun 1 Jun 08
Simple!! 2 choices - get yourself another wife or chop off your toes (no toes = no problem). Personally, I would go for the first option!
Simple!! 2 choices - get yourself another wife or chop off your toes (no toes = no problem). Personally, I would go for the first option!
Posted by: anon, birmingham on 1:26pm Mon 2 Jun 08
I agree with anon, preston. people in the past have complained I have sweaty feet (which is not true by the way). In my opinion hairy toes give warmth and sweaty feet give feeling. be proud of your toes!
I agree with anon, preston. people in the past have complained I have sweaty feet (which is not true by the way). In my opinion hairy toes give warmth and sweaty feet give feeling. be proud of your toes!
Posted by: Wassup, Bolton on 3:28pm Mon 2 Jun 08
Dude stop stressing. Dreadlock them toes and your wife will get excited because you will remind her of a black man. And you know what they say about black men!
Dude stop stressing. Dreadlock them toes and your wife will get excited because you will remind her of a black man. And you know what they say about black men!
Posted by: Ganga, Leicester on 10:10pm Tue 3 Jun 08
Great letter and you have to give it to Massi for trying to answer it so politely.
Great letter and you have to give it to Massi for trying to answer it so politely.
Posted by: Zuly Shah, Colne on 1:18pm Wed 4 Jun 08
Has she got a toe-sucking fetish or something?
Has she got a toe-sucking fetish or something?
Posted by: Jamshed, somewhere on 2:26am Tue 10 Jun 08
ganga fro leicester r u a gangsta?iu dnt wana b gettin cocky wi the hairy toe guy coz if u do n he gets **** off he'll take ur toes lol.n giv u his,nw wud u want hairy toes?????
ganga fro leicester r u a gangsta?iu dnt wana b gettin cocky wi the hairy toe guy coz if u do n he gets **** off he'll take ur toes lol.n giv u his,nw wud u want hairy toes?????
Posted by: imran, oldham on 4:23pm Wed 25 Jun 08
jokes: geezer...get your wife to pluck them with her teeth...it's called foreplay !
jokes: geezer...get your wife to pluck them with her teeth...it's called foreplay !
Posted by: al&ren, preston on 1:13pm Thu 26 Jun 08
jus wax ur toes with weet immac wax stripz frm boots i use em deyrre sikkk!!!! face bikhini 1nz in da yellow paket frm boots lol x ignre da rst ov dem x
jus wax ur toes with weet immac wax stripz frm boots i use em deyrre sikkk!!!! face bikhini 1nz in da yellow paket frm boots lol x ignre da rst ov dem x
Posted by: Hero No. 1, Burmingham on 4:17pm Fri 27 Jun 08
wear sockses innit.... i know i know im your hero
wear sockses innit.... i know i know im your hero
Posted by: sarah, london on 2:41pm Tue 15 Jul 08
all men hav hariy toes, but loads of dem shave ... ur wife probably knows this so get them SHAVED!!!!![bold]bold[/bold]
all men hav hariy toes, but loads of dem shave ... ur wife probably knows this so get them SHAVED!!!!!
Posted by: sam, cumbria on 1:55pm Mon 18 Aug 08
Look she doesn't like you! If she did she wouldn't b bothered about your toes, she can't even be bothered to make a decent excuse!
Look she doesn't like you! If she did she wouldn't b bothered about your toes, she can't even be bothered to make a decent excuse!
Posted by: hairy_toe_walla, london on 4:50pm Tue 19 Aug 08
meray toe be hairy hai, mein unko shave kartahu, tum be shave karo, saat milkay, bivee kay saath, shave karo
meray toe be hairy hai, mein unko shave kartahu, tum be shave karo, saat milkay, bivee kay saath, shave karo
Posted by: hero no_1, burmingham on 4:52pm Tue 19 Aug 08
hairy_toe_walla is gay he lies on the grass with a finga up his ****... again wear socks innit..
hairy_toe_walla is gay he lies on the grass with a finga up his ****... again wear socks innit..
Posted by: Player, Preston on 2:59pm Fri 29 Aug 08
Listen ma brother. You been played. The toes malarky is a smoke screen. Yo wife da low down dirty ho caught a dose from the neighbor. So no action in da bedroom you get ma drift blood.....
Listen ma brother. You been played. The toes malarky is a smoke screen. Yo wife da low down dirty ho caught a dose from the neighbor. So no action in da bedroom you get ma drift blood.....
Posted by: A, birmingham on 1:31am Wed 10 Sep 08
player from preston my wife is not a ho u **** i wish i was in front of me now,i will kik shti out of yu.my wife is my wife ,not a ho u kutha i luve her so much
player from preston my wife is not a ho u **** i wish i was in front of me now,i will kik shti out of yu.my wife is my wife ,not a ho u kutha i luve her so much
Posted by: rukky on 3:58pm Mon 15 Sep 08
[quote][bold]Hero No. 1[/bold] wrote:
wear sockses innit.... i know i know im your hero[/quote] haha thats funny.
Hero No. 1 wrote:
wear sockses innit.... i know i know im your hero
haha thats funny.
Posted by: Rehana Patel on 2:44pm Mon 22 Sep 08
ha ha what a lame excuse... sorry to say but I think she's chatting bubbles... I agree with Anon ... you have 2 choices... another wife or chop your toes!!!! or why dont you let her wax it for you? It could make your love stronger for each other.. you know loving and bonding....
ha ha what a lame excuse... sorry to say but I think she's chatting bubbles... I agree with Anon ... you have 2 choices... another wife or chop your toes!!!! or why dont you let her wax it for you? It could make your love stronger for each other.. you know loving and bonding....
Posted by: Noni, Dewsbury on 4:25pm Tue 30 Sep 08
[quote][bold]Player[/bold] wrote:
Listen ma brother. You been played. The toes malarky is a smoke screen. Yo wife da low down dirty ho caught a dose from the neighbor. So no action in da bedroom you get ma drift blood.....[/quote] sory 2say but I agree with this!! What the hells your toes gotta do with anything. Its just an excuse. She doesnt wnt to make love 2u and the only way she sould stop u was by takin mistakes out of u. people say women dont have brains- wrng! its the men!! Now jus leav your wife 2it n ignore her and wait till she comes 2u!
Player wrote:
Listen ma brother. You been played. The toes malarky is a smoke screen. Yo wife da low down dirty ho caught a dose from the neighbor. So no action in da bedroom you get ma drift blood.....
sory 2say but I agree with this!! What the hells your toes gotta do with anything. Its just an excuse. She doesnt wnt to make love 2u and the only way she sould stop u was by takin mistakes out of u. people say women dont have brains- wrng! its the men!! Now jus leav your wife 2it n ignore her and wait till she comes 2u!
Posted by: arshad, blackburn on 1:29pm Sat 4 Oct 08
haha all of u thick **** fell for tat,i made it up n tis jus proves tat half or dear massi's letters r bullshit,hairy toes?wtf i did it for a laf n to prove tat not al letters/stories on tis **** r tru,so hope u all liked it,hahahaha
haha all of u thick **** fell for tat,i made it up n tis jus proves tat half or dear massi's letters r bullshit,hairy toes?wtf i did it for a laf n to prove tat not al letters/stories on tis **** r tru,so hope u all liked it,hahahaha
Posted by: maz, manc on 9:07am Sun 5 Oct 08
the most supid thing i have ever heard look u a mango from whichever country yh? she does not love u! never mind ur hairy toes mate! she does not want u!! urrgh i feel sick already! quick someone pass the bucket! why did you write bout your toes man? whoever reads this will be put off food fong time!!! i kno i will urrrggghhhhhhh!!!!!!
!!!![bold]bold[/bold]
the most supid thing i have ever heard look u a mango from whichever country yh? she does not love u! never mind ur hairy toes mate! she does not want u!! urrgh i feel sick already! quick someone pass the bucket! why did you write bout your toes man? whoever reads this will be put off food fong time!!! i kno i will urrrggghhhhhhh!!!!!!
!!!!
Posted by: maz, manc on 9:11am Sun 5 Oct 08
[quote][bold]maz[/bold] wrote:
the most supid thing i have ever heard look u a mango from whichever country yh? she does not love u! never mind ur hairy toes mate! she does not want u!! urrgh i feel sick already! quick someone pass the bucket! why did you write bout your toes man? whoever reads this will be put off food fong time!!! i kno i will urrrggghhhhhhh!!!!!! !!!![bold]bold[/bold] [/quote] by the way arshad if it was your letter i think your problem was real and now ur pretending its not coz of all the comments!! embarrassing or wat?
maz wrote:
the most supid thing i have ever heard look u a mango from whichever country yh? she does not love u! never mind ur hairy toes mate! she does not want u!! urrgh i feel sick already! quick someone pass the bucket! why did you write bout your toes man? whoever reads this will be put off food fong time!!! i kno i will urrrggghhhhhhh!!!!!! !!!!
by the way arshad if it was your letter i think your problem was real and now ur pretending its not coz of all the comments!! embarrassing or wat?
Posted by: arshad, preston on 4:43pm Mon 6 Oct 08
maz,il shove my toes up ur arse u dikhed,n thn spread choc spread over it n let u lick it off hahahaha i am the best.BNP kill pakis the curry smellin bastardss
maz,il shove my toes up ur arse u dikhed,n thn spread choc spread over it n let u lick it off hahahaha i am the best.BNP kill pakis the curry smellin bastardss
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