A new report suggests that eating too much halal food can actually turn you into a Muslim.

The survey was based on 5,650 test subjects who were told to eat nothing but halal chicken for a month.

Side effects from eating halal chicken include: Facial hair growth on men increased by 50 per cent.

Many reported wanting to treat guests with an extra level of politeness.

2,345 said they experienced a level of friendship and respect for each other that was not there before.

1,467 subjects reported wanting to call at relatives homes for no apparent reason..sometimes late at night.

3,589 said they felt like walking around with a smug look on their face.

4,798 people had an overwhelming urge to treat non-Muslims better than Muslims at weddings.

Three men reported feeling angry about life and stuff and sitting in a café on their mobile phone pretending to be really busy.

Women reported wanting to cover up and wanting to cook for meals for their neighbours.

The research was conducted on behalf of the website Nobodyggivesaflying**ck.com