Too many Muslim babies is bad for the beer industry
THE DAILY MOSLEM: Shocking figures show that one in ten children under the age of four is now Muslim in England and Wales.
The news has been met with disdain from leading members of the alcohol industry who state they may need to re-think their marketing strategy if this trend continues In 2011 census there were 3.5 million children aged 0-4, of whom 320,000 were Muslim.
A spokesperson for a leading beer company said, “This is shocking. That means in a hundred years no-one will be drinking any alcohol whatsoever.
“As well sponsoring major sporting events we may well look to take up advertising boards outside mosques.”
No Muslim spokespersons were available for comment. They were all in the pub.
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