I have said it once and I will say it again, the NHS is clogged up because too many Asian women think they are going to die at the first sign of a stomach ache.

What is normally just a common ailment will become life-threatening within moments of them uttering the word ‘Aaah’.

Most doctors are well aware of this term. In medical school now they are taught how to deal with the ‘Aaah’ or ‘Hayee’.

Doctors are trained in how they must pretend the ailment is real and then have the ‘Asian magic tablet’ at hand.

This magic tablet is only to be used on Asian women and Asian men who behave like Asian women. You must convince the patient that the tablet is ‘magic’ and will cure everything.

They will go away thinking you have helped them.

The point is, we know that she is making this up to get attention. Her ancestors did the same back in the village and whilst we have moved to another country and to another century, ‘Hayee’ still packs a punch.

‘Hayee...’ followed by ‘mein mar gayee’ (I’m going to die) was first uttered by an Asian woman several thousand centuries ago.

Since then it has made its appearance at the following occasions.

The morning of a wedding; Following the return from a mundane shopping trip; Moments after your son comes home and says he wants to marry someone; Ten seconds after seeing your daughter cook a crooked chapatti; Having completed a really easy household chore; Whilst sitting down with a cup of tea; Whilst standing up with a cup of tea; whilst having a cup of tea; After realising you bought the wrong slipper size; Having got out of a car; Having got into bed; Having got out of bed; Having eaten too much; Having forgotten to put some salt into the curry dish and of course after noticing your husband forgot to flush the toilet.