Here's some things men say.

How comes Gisele Bundchen lost weight straight after having her baby?

If I was a woman I would get waxed all the time. Your pain threshold is just low.

What did you do at home all day?

My mum says I was walking at 9 months, talking at 1 year and was potty trained at 18 months.

Why are you having another coke if you’re on a diet?

Your friend is really hot.

My mum’s cooking is the best in the world.

You should go jogging.

Facial hair is such a turn off.

My team just lost. This is the worst day of my life.

I looked after the kids all morning. I don’t know why you complain so much.

What’s a rabbit?

I’m going on a lad’s only holiday this year.

You’ve got a grey hair.

Of course I love you. I don’t have to say it all the time do I?

Are we having leftovers again?

We don’t play poker for money, honest.

Why do you need another cushion?

How am I supposed to function at work if I feed the baby at night?

I gave up a sports career to have a family.

My dad had a hot dinner served to him every evening.

When is your birthday again?

I want to get a sports car.

Why don’t you take child rearing advice from my mum?

Why are you getting angry? Is it just PMT?

The guy next to me was smoking.

Next time we have sex, can you measure me?

S*** WOMEN SAY

I know when you are lying

Your sister is just a b****h

You go out if you want I won’t mind at all

Why did it take you so long to answer your phone?

I’m not feeling well today can we do it tomorrow

I don’t care about money

I scraped the car but it wasn’t my fault

It’s always one rule for your family and one rule for mine

Did you see how your Mum’s cousin was looking at us

I am happy with you just the way you are

Of course your mum can stay with us for as long as she wants.

I will be ready in five minutes

Your other sister is a b****h too

Do I look fat in this?

My friend says her husband is always cooking and cleaning. He treats her like a princess

My friend says her husband is so considerate he takes care of his kids properly

My friend says her husband always puts her first

I’m okay

Your mum made me look bad on purpose

I won't bring this up again