Are you always putting your foot in it? Here, are some things you should never say to an Asian woman...well any woman for that matter.

1. My mate's wife knows how to make rotee.

2. You're just like your mum.

3. That shalwar kameez doesn't suit you.

4. If you don't like my friends, why did you marry me?

5. I should have married a non-Asian.

6. I told you not to go to the wedding.

7. Calm down, why are you making an issue out of it?

8. That's not how my mum does it.

9. Your family are a bit...different.

10. She's just a friend.